This was my first rave joint, when I was still underage, young and had not matured my tastes for joints. That being said I have DECIDED that Club UNDECIDED (pun definitely intended) is not a CLUB!!!
Its a iron sheet shack outside some Indian's house. The VIP Pavilion is completely tasteless in furnishing, very unstable and very hard to go up as the stairs are made of wood. The pavilion itself is on stilts so face control keep telling people to go back down if you start dancing!!! WTF? I came to a club to get high and Dance!!! I once read somewhere that the best way to judge any institution is to begin by judging its sanitary facilities. I have to say for a club in WESTLANDS< NAIROBI , I thought I was in the middle of Mau Forest and had suddenly went back in time! Seriously the amenities are totally horrible!
That's another thing. For the very horrible jungle 'war-zone' environment they have created, which makes their initial investment cost quite low and subsequent maintenance fees very low, THEY HAVE OUTRAGEOUS PRICES!!! I don't understand why a gin and tonic should cost me 250 Sh. yet I can't go to the loo to make room for more?
The demerits having been mentioned, Undecided is really cool if you are 20 and below. It plays real good music for that age group and one can feel the energy in the crowd. This is especially so on Fridays. It is sort of a boring Asian club on Saturdays. Also for the Friday ravists, please keep your valuable items with the barmen or better still in the car if you have one. Seeing as there is no exclusivity on entrance, many people with financial motive get in. Take care of your phone, wallets and purses.
Raevist's Rating: 15% And that's being generous just because Undecided bloomed me and they try with the music!!
The management is taking their young patronage for a ride, Style up!
Raevist's Advice: If you are interested, go over on a Friday night at 3am (technically Saturday Morning!) and have no more than one drink. That drink will be lots of fun. If you are tempted to have more, don't unless you have a mobile lavatory in your pocket (Seriously Management!??)!!
I dare the management to challenge me?
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Oh sorry guys, Management contacted me privately and have said that I did not view the club objectively. So Mr. Aziz I am saying in public that you have a projector screen just like The Zone!
My opinion Mr. Aziz you should have bribed me because you have opened a Pandora's box. The screen of which you are so proud of only shows feeds from MTV BASE and is not in sync with the music!!! So is it really relevant?
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